And the happiest state is…

Hawaii. Duh, no shit.

Here’s 6 reasons why (In no particular order, of course):

Kiana Tom

Why She’s Happy: She is a TV host, a fitness expert and was once an Oakland Raider’s cheerleader. Note the emphasis on was. That’s why she’s happy. Oh, and much like the rest of the girls on this list, she’s posed in Playboy.

Tia Carrere

Why She’s Happy: Well, I think she may have been in a little pair of films called Wayne’s World. Just a guess. She’s also posed in Playboy.

Patricia Ford

Why She’s Happy: She is of German, Irish, Portuguese, Chinese, and Hawaiian ancestry. So we can assume she’s drunk 97% of the time. She’s also been in many of Playboy’s “special films” if you’d call them that. She was in my personal fave, Playboy: No Boys Allowed, 100% Girls. Check it out.

Maggie Q

Why She’s Happy: She is not Suzie Q’s sister from CCR fame. She also has been in many movies which you all probably have seen. Such feature films as Rush Hour 2, Mission: Impossible III, Live Free or Die Hard and Captain Polish’s favorite, Balls of Fury.

Nicole Scherzinger

Why She’s Happy: She recently won that Dancing with the Stars contest on the television. She also was the lead singer for some group called the Pussycat Dolls. And here I was all this time thinking that that was Kim Kardashian.

Jarah Mariano

Why She’s Happy: This little ball of sexy was in the 2008 and 2009 issues of the SI Swimsuit Editions. She’s also done some work for the Victoria Secret catalog. You know, that store you always pass in the mall wondering what it’s like inside because you’re single but then you get a girlfriend and eventually go into the store sans creeper and become grossed out because all of the fat/old chicks in there are looking at underwear that would make Jenna Jameson blush. Yea, that catalog.

Oh yea, I think Hawaii has some beaches, volcanoes and other nature shit which probably helps in the cause.

If you are wondering what the most unhappiest state is, well it should come to as no surprise; West Virginia. Here is 1 reason why:

I’d be pretty unhappy too if that’s what greeted me upon arriving at my grandma’s house.

Well, if you want to know where your state stands, check out the list below and try and come up with better reasons as to why Hawaii shouldn’t be #1. Go ahead, I’ll wait…

  1. Hawaii
  2. Wyoming
  3. North Dakota
  4. Alaska
  5. Colorado
  6. Minnesota
  7. South Dakota
  8. Utah
  9. Connecticut
  10. Massachusetts
  11. Nebraska
  12. Maryland
  13. Washington
  14. Montana
  15. Kansas
  16. New Hampshire
  17. Vermont
  18. California
  19. Iowa
  20. Idaho
  21. New Mexico
  22. Virginia
  23. Wisconsin
  24. New Jersey
  25. Maine
  26. Illinois
  27. Oregon
  28. Texas
  29. Arizona
  30. Pennsylvania
  31. Georgia
  32. New York
  33. Rhode Island
  34. Missouri
  35. South Carolina
  36. North Carolina
  37. Florida
  38. Oklahoma
  39. Indiana
  40. Tennessee
  41. Michigan
  42. Louisiana
  43. Delaware
  44. Nevada
  45. Ohio
  46. Alabama
  47. Arkansas
  48. Mississippi
  49. Kentucky
  50. West Virginia

The only reason Utah is so high on this list is because men can marry multiple women at once.

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