Breaking News – Coors Light Party Train Crash!

Not the Coors Light Party Train

Our reliable sources over at The Onion have reported that the Coors Light Party Train (not pictured above) has crashed in Kansas and hundreds are feared dead. Here is an excerpt pulled from the news story.

The frost-powered train toppled over, killing hundreds of partiers on its way to deliver ice-cold refreshment to a boring, overheated barbeque…

Well, no shit. For more, please head on over to The Onion (link below) to watch as this story evolves.

Hilariously refreshing.

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