Yes. That’s a web site dedicated to rejection faces from contestants on the bachelorette. Faces that look so scorned and hurt, but considering the source (a show that has 15 women vying for one complete douchebag bachelor the production company found milling around a Banana Republic deciding which canvas bag to purchase) look incredible and laughable:
Ladies, if you’re looking for love, don’t go on the bachelor because the hurtful look you display when you are rejected will be enjoyed by many on this web site. Instead, go to a farmer’s market or a baseball game – your odds are better. Fuck, if you believe in odds, go to Las Vegas (or Atlantic City if you’re poor).
That’s the closest the Captain’s will get to doling out love advice even though the fake holiday of Valentine’s Day is right around the corner. We’ll continue with the bashing of douchebags till the end of days.