The Captain's Memos

After many years of (hopefully) your enjoyment, we have decided it was our time to walk the plank.

Thank you for everything(???) We'll see you in Valhalla... Wait, that's where vikings go when they die, we're pirates. Where do pirates go? Davey Jones' Locker? That doesn't sound nice. We don't want to go there. Well, we'll see you probably at a traffic light asking to clean your windshield with an old newspaper. Until then, yar on.