Inaugural Post

Ok, I figured I would post some crazy shit to start this off to let you all know what we are about.

Baby-faced Alfie, who is 13 but looks more like eight, became a father four days ago when his girlfriend Chantelle Steadman gave birth to 7lb 3oz Maisie Roxanne.

*FYI, here at the Captains Memos, we are all about unprotected sex.  But at age 13, I’m surprised the kid even knew what a vag was.

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