Upon a drinking a few beers last night, I was engaged in one of the greatest questions of all time: how would Jabba the Hutt have sex? It’s virtually impossible looking at this beast:
Jabba is an animal. He has no visible genitalia. He is a huge fat ass that sits around and eats crazy looking lobsters for snacks.
His obsession with Princess Leia and that other crazy chick with crazy shit on her head says something – Jabba lika the ladies. But how does he perform sexually? How would the schematics of sex work between Jabba and say, Leia? Thinking about this rationally, because of the shear size of Jabba, Leia would have to do all the work.
This begs another question, how in the hell could Jabba get a woman to have sex with him? It’s not like he’s got this nice cuddly side where he secretly watches Sex in the City and enjoys longs strolls on the beach for christsake. This fucker froze his biggest enemy and hung him on the wall for decoration! Talk about badass!
There’s a lot of uncertainty here. Too many questions, not enough answers. It seems that Jabba is the precursor for the douchebag that has trophy girls surrounding him, but is unable to perform sexually. Looks like that has trophy girls surrounding him, but is unable to perform sexually. Looks like George Lucas was trying to warn us of the future?? Marinade on that!