Unfortunately, the debate is officially over.

After many theories here at TCM as to how the dinosaurs became extinct, scientists around the globe have come to a conclusion. Unfortunately the dinosaurs weren’t wiped out by John Hammond, the Nazi’s, battling each other to the death or Beastman aids. We are saddened to say, they were killed by an asteroid. Plain, boring and simple.


So after many years of fist fights, make-ups and the occasional Oreo lick off challenge, scientists have come to the conclusion and agreement that dinosaurs, the most excellent creatures ever, were killed off by a huge space rock. How big of a rock was this rock you ask? Well, the crater it made somewhere down in Mexico is 9 miles wide. That’s a big ass rock. Fortunately for the dinosaurs, crackheads weren’t invented yet.

Upon striking the earth, this asteroid “triggered large-scale fires, earthquakes measuring more than 10 on the Richter scale, and continental landslides, which created tsunamis”. Sounds like 2012! O boy, do we have something to look forward too.

This begs the question, what happens if the asteroid didn’t hit the earth? Humans probably wouldn’t have evolved to be the dominant species or evolved at all. I’m pretty sure the dinosaurs would still be in control. If you are wondering what that would have been like, look no further:

Was it me, or were the Sinclair’s depicted to be a black family? Kind of like a dinosaur version of Good Times.

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