Hawaii. Duh, no shit.
Here’s 6 reasons why (In no particular order, of course):
Why She’s Happy: She is a TV host, a fitness expert and was once an Oakland Raider’s cheerleader. Note the emphasis on was. That’s why she’s happy. Oh, and much like the rest of the girls on this list, she’s posed in Playboy.
Why She’s Happy: Well, I think she may have been in a little pair of films called Wayne’s World. Just a guess. She’s also posed in Playboy.
Why She’s Happy: She is of German, Irish, Portuguese, Chinese, and Hawaiian ancestry. So we can assume she’s drunk 97% of the time. She’s also been in many of Playboy’s “special films” if you’d call them that. She was in my personal fave, Playboy: No Boys Allowed, 100% Girls. Check it out.
Why She’s Happy: She is not Suzie Q’s sister from CCR fame. She also has been in many movies which you all probably have seen. Such feature films as Rush Hour 2, Mission: Impossible III, Live Free or Die Hard and Captain Polish’s favorite, Balls of Fury.
Why She’s Happy: She recently won that Dancing with the Stars contest on the television. She also was the lead singer for some group called the Pussycat Dolls. And here I was all this time thinking that that was Kim Kardashian.
Why She’s Happy: This little ball of sexy was in the 2008 and 2009 issues of the SI Swimsuit Editions. She’s also done some work for the Victoria Secret catalog. You know, that store you always pass in the mall wondering what it’s like inside because you’re single but then you get a girlfriend and eventually go into the store sans creeper and become grossed out because all of the fat/old chicks in there are looking at underwear that would make Jenna Jameson blush. Yea, that catalog.
Oh yea, I think Hawaii has some beaches, volcanoes and other nature shit which probably helps in the cause.
If you are wondering what the most unhappiest state is, well it should come to as no surprise; West Virginia. Here is 1 reason why:
I’d be pretty unhappy too if that’s what greeted me upon arriving at my grandma’s house.
Well, if you want to know where your state stands, check out the list below and try and come up with better reasons as to why Hawaii shouldn’t be #1. Go ahead, I’ll wait…
- North Dakota
- South Dakota
- New Hampshire
- New Mexico
- New Jersey
- New York
- Rhode Island
- South Carolina
- North Carolina
- West Virginia
The only reason Utah is so high on this list is because men can marry multiple women at once.