Is your relationship in shambles?
Women, do you hate waking up to a 8.3 magnitude fart coming out of your husbands ass? Men do you hate how your wife is constantly nagging you because you are decimating her with your farts while you sleep? Well, worry no more. Your relationship is saved.
Introducing the Better Marriage Blanket.
My one question is…what happens when the blanket gets ripped? Does a mushroom cloud of fart gas come out and everyone dies? I suppose we will find out soon enough.