Have you ever seen those guys in those movies that come like a bat out of hell with guns a blazin’ and never seem to run out of bullets? Well there is a reason for that. Usually this muchacho is wearing a bandoleer filled with a never ending supply of guns, ammo and the occasional burrito for appetite suppression.
Now, have you ever been at a bar and seen a guy rocking out shots like a bat out of hell and never seems to run out of alcohol? Well, there is also a reason for that. This drunk asshole is wearing a bandoleer filled with a never ending supply of shots, roofies and the occasional burrito for appetite suppression.
That’s right, an alcohol bandoleer. Now you never have to worry about running out of shots of Sauza Tequila. It only takes about 3 hours and 16 bottles to fill up each shot but in the end it is totally worth it. Imagine showing up to a party wearing a really cool duster. Sure you will be the creeper of the party but that is until you open up your duster in an over dramatic fashion revealing your brand new shot glass bandoleer that your ex-girlfriend reluctantly got you on your 2 month anniversary and you haven’t really been able to use out in public until now. Only if there was some sort of gun to load these shots into which then you would blast into someones face.
This shit pretty much sells itself. But check out these great accessories to go along with the bandoleer!
Because nothing says perfect accessory than the Raptor Claw Hand Spike. I bet you I can get mega chicks with that…right after you slay the King Dragon Lord of Valdaria.
You can thank us later for literally making you the coolest person to show up at your 10 year high school reunion. Well, minus the guy who showed up the the boob luge.