Play Time’s Over…The Captains Are Back, Bitches

Yea…so it’s been awhile. The Captains have been busy during our absence. Captain Yar had a starring role in the sequel to everyone’s favorite NBC sitcom, the Office…the porn version. Captain Polish was in Pamplona running with the Bulls and I’ve been perfecting the formula for reanimating corpses with a mixture of AIDS and secret hobo spices. We’ve even relocated TCM headquarters on top of the remains where Castle Greyskull once stood. Pretty fucking nifty that our front door is now made out of the bones of Skeletor.

Keep your eyes and asses peeled, because we’re back son(s).

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