Music, Video Eddie Vedder and his gigantic balls Posted on February 18 2014 - Captain Yar Eddie Vedder is half man, half spider, half eagle. Yea, that was 3 halves. Deal with it. Leave a comment
Sports Winter Olympic events that should exist Posted on February 17 2014 - Captain Yar Sure the Winter Olympics are great. But they would be even better with these newer, alcohol fueled events. Leave a comment
Animals, Video Sorry cat, not this time. Posted on February 10 2014 - Captain Yar This cat thinks he can, but doesn’t. The OG. Leave a comment
Crazy, Video Russians are great drivers. Posted on February 7 2014 - Captain Yar Coming soon to theaters…Russian Dashcam, the Movie. Starring some crazy ass Russians. Leave a comment
Drinking Coolest places to be an alcoholic. Posted on February 7 2014 - Captain Yar I’m drunk, you’re drunk, we’re all drunk! Why not be drunk reading about the coolest places to get drunk!? Leave a comment
Stupid Stuff 6 other things to do in Sochi Posted on February 6 2014 - Captain Yar Apparently Sochi is not ready for the Olympics. But Sochi is ready for you to have fun! Knives and vodka included! Leave a comment
Women A buttload of nice lookin’ butts Posted on February 3 2014 - Captain Yar I like butts, we like butts and after this, if you didn’t like butts, you will like butts! 2 Comments
Movies, Video A Million Ways to Die in the West Posted on January 31 2014 - Captain Yar Liam Neeson, Charlize Theron and couple other people? Yea, I’ll probably see it. Leave a comment
Hockey, Stupid Stuff Ranger fan has a small, sad penis. Posted on January 30 2014 - Captain Yar This man is microcosm of all Ranger fans. Pun sort-of intended. 1 Comment
Food Cooking for Assholes Posted on January 30 2014 - Captain Yar Only assholes are allowed to cook here. Leave a comment
Crazy Yo! Where you at!? Posted on January 28 2014 - Captain Yar Wondering where we’ve been? Yea, we haven’t either. But if you are slightly interested, then come in and and join the party! Leave a comment
Women Naked therapy. We could all use some. Posted on January 24 2014 - Captain Yar If you’re reading this site then there is a high probability you need some sort of therapy. I say that… Leave a comment
Women A very large strip pole covered in strippers? Yes, please. Posted on January 24 2014 - Captain Yar There is a magical strip pole so large, that more than once stripper can be on it at once. Magical, I tell ya. Leave a comment
Sports “Feel the rhythm! Feel the rhyme! Get on up, its bobsled time!” Posted on January 22 2014 - Captain Yar “Sanka, you dead mon?” Nope! Going to the Olympics! Leave a comment
Hockey, Video Pissed off goaltenders. Posted on January 22 2014 - Captain Yar Hockey goalies are a very special bunch. Sometimes they get mad. Leave a comment
