Talk Like A Pirate Day

Today is the day that everyone in the world should be talking like a pirate. If you don’t, than Captain Polish will show up at your house with a bag of poop, light the bag on fire, ring the door bell, wait for you to answer it, then punch you in the face. So if you don’t want that to happen to you, I suggest you be speakin’ like a pirate.

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