Lady Gaga’s got a choad.

Choad (CH-owed) n. Synonym for ‘penis’. A chaod, is a penis that is disproportionately wide in comparison to its length, and looks something like a can of tuna. The name originates from Spain. also known to the French as ‘Le Penis avec largeur horrifiant’ or Penis of horrifying width.

Some new info has come to light. Well…maybe not so new, but I’ve heard that the singer Lady GaGa from “Just Dance” fame was born a woman with both a penis and vagina. Take a peek below and you be the judge.

Lady Gaga's Choad

I don’t know about you, but looks like a mini-dick to me…or an extremely worn cooter. Either way the world is an interesting place. Who’s decision is it to birth a child that comes equipped with both parts? Like the baby isn’t already confused coming into the new world now they have to worry which device to take a piss out of. Come on Oprah, what the fuck have you done. Focus!

Well anyways, GaGa has her own take on this quite interesting situation:

Its not something that I’m ashamed of, just isn’t something that i go around telling everyone. Yes. I have both male and female genitalia, but i consider myself a female. Its just a little bit of a penis and really doesn’t interfere much with my life. the reason I haven’t talked about it is that its not a big deal to me. Like come on. It’s not like we all go around talking about our vags’. I think this is a great opportunity to make other multiple gendered people feel more comfortable with their bodies. I’m sexy, I’m hot. I have both a poon and a peener. Big fucking deal.
- L8d Gaga <3>

Brilliant response miss. Captain Kirk still has yet to come clean with his secret. O yes, we are waiting…

Lady GaGa Saga Update (9/9/09)

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18 Responses to Lady Gaga’s got a choad.

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  3. who cares.. grow the hell up everyone.. herms have been around a long long time and will be for the rest of eternity… least she has looks..

    now, go fly something.. of course not without rolling it up real tight first and cramming it up what little crotch you’ve not got.

    also, she’s not sitting around on her duff all day long snacking and mooching off her retired folks all day long and still a virgin at 55 eh? she’s out there contributing to the world.. (not that it’s in my taste… but least she has a JOB.. you folks have heard of JOBS right? not that you’ve ever gone out to find one.)

    • Wow!!! You just won TCM’s 2009 Biggest Prick Award!!! You will be getting your grand prize in 4 to 5 business days from UPS….no signature required upon receipt. You lucky asshole.

  4. 1) I find it ironic Captain Yar that you referred to the last commenter as a prick, given the subject matter

    and 2) were they insinuating that we are over 55, virgins and live with our parents and don’t have jobs? No one has ever been more accurate in describing Captain Kirk in their lives. Check and/or mate

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  7. I guess it just makes her much more unique and famous.. but it’s not bad being a hermaphrodite after all… she’s definitely the best artist of this generation….

    • Nothing wrong with having a dickgina…but the best artist of this generation? I HIGHLY, HIGHLY disagree. Who gives a fuck about alejandro.

  8. omg you guys are stupid its not even possible for someone to be born with both
    a penis and a vagina -_______-
    Gaga has talent either way. So suck it. :)

  9. I’d like to give the commenter above the benefit of the doubt because they are clearly 13 years old. But the fact of the matter is, you are an idiot.

    her·maph·ro·dite
    spelled [hur-maf-ruh-dahyt]
    –noun

    1. an individual in which reproductive organs of both sexes are present

  10. oh well who cares. the things is… she admitting it. thats gotta count for something. and i still thinks shes cool weather anyone else does or not. she’s still l8y gaga. thats still her. just cuz you found that out. and i honestly think your a perv for lookin hard enough to seek that out. wtf is wrong with people like you, seriously? get a life, and grow up.

  11. @ Captian Crash

    I wonder if she ever came into a situation where her dick started moving towards her vagina hole… Lol.

    Lady Gaga – “What’s happening?!??!”


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