Choad (CH-owed) n. Synonym for ‘penis’. A chaod, is a penis that is disproportionately wide in comparison to its length, and looks something like a can of tuna. The name originates from Spain. also known to the French as ‘Le Penis avec largeur horrifiant’ or Penis of horrifying width.
Some new info has come to light. Well…maybe not so new, but I’ve heard that the singer Lady GaGa from “Just Dance” fame was born a woman with both a penis and vagina. Take a peek below and you be the judge.
I don’t know about you, but looks like a mini-dick to me…or an extremely worn cooter. Either way the world is an interesting place. Who’s decision is it to birth a child that comes equipped with both parts? Like the baby isn’t already confused coming into the new world now they have to worry which device to take a piss out of. Come on Oprah, what the fuck have you done. Focus!
Well anyways, GaGa has her own take on this quite interesting situation:
Its not something that I’m ashamed of, just isn’t something that i go around telling everyone. Yes. I have both male and female genitalia, but i consider myself a female. Its just a little bit of a penis and really doesn’t interfere much with my life. the reason I haven’t talked about it is that its not a big deal to me. Like come on. It’s not like we all go around talking about our vags’. I think this is a great opportunity to make other multiple gendered people feel more comfortable with their bodies. I’m sexy, I’m hot. I have both a poon and a peener. Big fucking deal.
– L8d Gaga <3>
Brilliant response miss. Captain Kirk still has yet to come clean with his secret. O yes, we are waiting…